Casi Fromatica

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Casi Fromatica is the current Federal Foreign Minister of the Caseic Federation, and thus the Federation's representative on the international stage.

Biography

Early Life

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Governor of Brisa

Potential Federal Foreign Minister in the event of Peace

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Federal Foreign Minister

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Controversy

Within the Caseic Federation, Fromatica has many critics. It seems that every day Fromatica speaks on the inter-governmental radio, a new controversy arises.

"Fromage" Gaffe

The first day that the Federation gained access to the inter-governmental radio, Fromatica made the following introduction to the other governments:

"Grewetings. This is Federal Fromage Minister Casi Fromatica."

This statement was quickly followed by a correction:

"Foreign, not Fromage."

This gaffe immediately called into question whether Fromatica was even fit for the office of Federal Foreign Minister. The Federal Council even held a vote on the matter the following day, but the Council agreed in a 213-110 decision not to remove Fromatica from office.

Anti-synchretic Beliefs

Fromatica's second controversy arose following Vidar Astridson's comments regarding atheism. Like Harakar, Fromatica was unfamiliar with the concept of atheism, and asked for clarification:

Astridson: "I once had a friend I respected. Then I learned he was an atheist. Needless to say I had him executed and buried in an unmarked grave."

Harakar: "Sorry, a what?"

Fromatica: "I agree with Harakar here. I am also bewildered by this statement. What is meant by the term "atheist"?"

Astridson: "He believes that our religion is wrong"

Fromatica: "Like a syncretist? Like he thinks your religion is a reinterpretation of his?"

Naturally, this ignorant comment sparked outrage among the syncretist communities throughout the Caseic Federation, many of whom denounced Fromatica.

Record Gaffe

The following night, discussion took place between Astridson and Harakar regarding their coal assets. Fromatica skimmed the record, and decided to propose a trade deal with Niueyjar, offering coal in exchange for Siofutar goods. Harakar later pointed out that Fromatica had misread the record, and that Niueyjar had no need for coal. However, shortly thereafter, Harakar offered to buy Caseic coal in exchange for hydrochloric acid.

This gaffe strengthened the Federation's dissatisfaction with Fromatica. A portion of the Federal Council saw Fromatica's proposal of a trade deal to not only be an embarrassment of the Federation, but also an attempt by Fromatica to undermine the Council's authority. Two votes were thus scheduled for the next Legislative Session: one vote on whether to remove Fromatica from office, and another on whether to allow trade of Caseic coal for hydrochloric acid.